Linda Hogan called the cops claiming estranged husband Hulk Hogan was harassing her – and then began following him, according to a police report.
The drama allegedly took place on May 22, when cradle-snatchin' Linda dialled 911 to complain that the former WWE wrestler was breaking a court order by loitering outside her house.
After spotting her soon-to-be-ex hubby, Linda apparently decided that her best course of action was to follow him – prompting the emergency services operator to strongly urge, "Ma'am, ma'am - stop following him!"
Who's meant to be stalking who, again?
According to the police report obtained by TMZ, Linda also claims that Hulk had physically abused her during their marriage, citing an incident when he "held her down on the bed by her throat forcibly, causing her not to breath."
Hulk denies there is an injunction against him and Linda's claims that Hulk was violating such an injunction were listed as "unfounded" on the police report.
No charges were filed.